Total Lunar Eclipse August 28, 2007 Hawaii

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Upgrade From Boyfriend To Husband

Dear IT Support,

Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a slow down in the overall performance, particularly in the flower, gifts and jewellery applications that had operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0. In addition, Husband 1.0 un-installed many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, but installed undesirable programs such as Formula One 5.0, NBA 3.0 and World Cup 2.0. And now Conversation 8.0 no longer runs and House Cleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system. I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail. What can I do?

Signed,
Desperate Housewife

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Reply: Dear Desperate Housewife,

First keep in mind: Boyfriend 5.0 is an entertainment package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system. Try entering the command C:\ I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME and download Tears 6.2 to install Guilt 3.0. If all works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewellery 2.0 and Flowers 3.5. But remember, overuse can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0 or Late Night Teh Tarik 6.1. Late Night 6.1 is a very bad program that will create SnoringLoudly.wav files. Whatever you do, DO NOT install Mother-in-Law 1.0 or reinstall another Boyfriend program. These are not supported applications and will crash Husband 1.0. In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have a limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider additional software to improve memory and performance. I personally recommend Hot Tasty Food 3.0 and Tongkat Ali 6.9.

Good Luck,
IT Support

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測測你前世是幹什麼的人

你的公元出生年月日加起來 　　
例如：1975.2.20出生的人就是1+9+7+5+0+2+2+0=26 　　
這時出來的數字如果是一位數以上的話再相加(如果相加之後還是一位數以上的話.就再相加.直到變成一位數) 例如：先前出來的是26 那就是2+6=8 　　
將出來的數字對照下面的表就可以得知你上輩子是什麼嚕 　　

1 代表你上輩子是皇宮貴族
2 代表你上輩子是非漢人(特方面的習慣會跟身邊的人不太一樣)
3 代表你上輩子是有錢人
4 代表你上輩子是讀書人
5 表示你上輩子是武將
6 表示你上輩子是非人類
7 表示你上輩子是三級貧戶
8 表示你上輩子是優(特徵：肢體動作豐富.具表演天分)
9 表示你上輩子是 出家人

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