美麗的夕陽圖

太陽到底有多大？

先看看地球有多大

再來看看九大行星有多大

最後看看太陽老大有多大

[I.Q. 題]

1. 人在激動或興奮時,身體的你哪個部位會膨脹十倍?

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瞳孔 想歪的打屁屁 >0<

2. 為什麼劉小姐堅持結婚以後不跟丈夫姓？

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他的先生姓夏(這樣就變成下流小姐)

3. 什麼一種用品，買的人知，賣的人知，但用的人不知？

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棺材

4. 有翼不會飛，但是會吸血的是什麼？

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衛生巾

5. 避孕藥的主要成份是什麼？

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抗生素

洗澡

亞祥：亞彬，這十多年來，你認為自己最窮是何時？
亞彬：洗澡時。
亞祥：為甚麼？
亞彬：因為洗澡時，我總是赤條條一無所有的。

Gorilla Control

A man calls the Animal Control in his town, because there is a crazed gorilla on his roof, and he can't figure out how to get it down safely. Soon, a van pulls up, and an old man gets out, carrying a small dog, a baseball bat, and a gun. He hands the man the gun."Okay, here's what we do. I'm going to go up onto your roof, and threaten the gorilla with this baseball bat until he falls down. When he falls down, this little dog will bite him in the balls until he's incapacitated.""Great," says the man. "But what's the gun for?""In case I fall down instead of the gorilla -- shoot the dog."